Lock Your Doors…

Date October 30, 2006 | 1:33 AM

Community Mugging…close your blinds, grab your guns, protect your children…

I saw this church sign on my way home from Alabama Saturday night. For the sake of the church, I won’t name names, but I just wondered what in the world they were thinking putting up a sign like that. Perhaps they were going door to door with offering plates.

Other bad church signs: Life Insurance Sales [or] Fire Insurance, God Couldn’t Be Everywhere

Adam Feldman also has a running series of really bad church signs he’s seen.


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