Nobody Doesn’t Like Sara Lee…

November 23, 2004 | 11:20 PM

You ever notice that it doesn’t make any sense when you sing that phrase, “nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee,” but when you type it out, it makes perfect sense. It’s because they put the emphasis in the wrong part. They always put the emphasis on the “doesn’t” part. So it almost sounds like, when they sing it in the commercials, “nobody does it like Sara Lee.” But that’s not what it says. It says “nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.” And with the emphasis on “doesn’t” it makes you ask yourself, “doesn’t what? What does Sara Lee not do that everybody else do?” As you can see this is all very confusing. So maybe they should put the emphasis on “like.” Nobody doesn’t LIKE Sara Lee! OHHHH. You know what? I figured this out sometime around a year or so ago. But it took me 22 years to get it. That’s how old I was when I figured it out.

So maybe, just maybe, you’ve noticed I don’t have much to say right now. That’s mainly due to the fact that I posted a gazillion things last weekend. That, and I haven’t done squat in the last few days. Talked to a few people, yeah. Helped out a couple friends. That’s about it. So now what? What is there to do now? How about one of my thousand projects? Yeah maybe some of that.

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